husband&wife in 4-D! tour blog now featuring aroma-scope. just sniff a fart while you're reading this and you'll know what it smells like where we are

we knew that getting to New York wasn't going to be easy. after all, bryant had no head. the first thing we tried was nate's idea of building a portal to an alternate dimension using only the stuff at the merch table. it didn't get us to new york any faster, but we did see some weird stuff...


...including this giant that dan asked for directions.


as it turns out, the quickest way back into our own physical reality was by taking the train. kinda boring after such a sweet entrance into another universe, but it was safe and it was practical.


while we were on the train we met the two most beautiful people in the world. here they are being nice to us in spite of our deficiencies.


they decided to take us under their wing on the remainder of our journey back to the one true reality. here we are eating food with them. you can't see it in the picture, but that's because the food in the alternate universe was exactly like the food the lost boys eat in "hook". for that reason, you can't tell right now, but tim's got a face full of blue mashed potatoes in his beard.


once our beautiful tour guides left us, we bumped into our animal spirit guide, Airbud. from here, he showed us the way. his first order of business was to concentrate on our auras and gather the proper psychic info he needed in order for us to find our way to the show. it was hard to gather what he was seeing, but he just kept muttering under his breath, "horror of horrors..." so i don't think it was good.


however, i think captain beefox was probably just thinking of some totally weird stuff on purpose in order to throw our spiritual guide of the trail and punk'd him. he's mischievous that way. oh, also, in the alternate universe, he had his head back.


eventually, we made it back to the show in our normal boring universe where we discovered that no fun was allowed, whatsoever.


metavari at don pedro in NYC


our dear old friends, ohnomoon. don pedro, NYC.
Sleeping Limbs by ohnomoon


metavari at the middle east, cambridge, MA.


night fruit. the middle east, cambridge, MA.


pretty and nice. the middle east, cambridge, MA.

by the way, Boston ruled last night. the middle east was super sweet to us, and all the other bands were out of sight. mondo thanks to ben hoffman, pretty and nice, and night fruit for hosting us!